7. A Zombie's Junk Gets Ripped Off - Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse
Ben (Tye Sheridan) is stuck between a group of zombies on the trampoline he needs to jump on, and the zombies inside the house he desperately needs to exit. Ben slips off the window ledge but manages to grab hold of...a giant zombie penis. As Ben holds on for dear life, the undead genitalia comically stretches several feet, and moments after Denise (Sarah Dumont) is able to clear the horde off the trampoline, the stretched member rips off, causing Ben to fall backwards while still gripping the johnson, shown in slow-motion of course. On the whole the film didn't really begin to live up to its "Superbad with zombies" potential, but this scene was outrageously grotesque gold.
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