20 Bizarre Censored Lines That Hilariously Ruined Great Scenes

2. Snakes On A Plane

Snakes On A PlaneThe Original Line: €œI've had it with...€ Well, you know the rest. The Ridiculous Redub... Let's get this straight, Snakes On A Plane was garbage - it was an ironic B-movie knock-off whose punch-line was the fact that they got Samuel L Jackson to sign up for it and act like it wasn't absolute trash. And after a while, the entire impact of the movie boiled down to a single, expletive-laden sentence

1. Ferris Bueller's Day Off

The Original Line: €œPardon my French, but you're an *sshole!€ The Ridiculous Redub: €œPardon my French, but you're an aardvark!€ This one brings up a number of questions €“ firstly what is it about Rooney's behaviour that makes him like a snuffling, long-nosed mammal? Secondly, why would that be an insult? And finally, since when were aardvark's French? Triple points for flat-out ridiculousness. Did we miss any of your favourite ridiculous redubs from movie history? Share your own picks in the comments thread below.
 
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