20 Crazy Facts You Just Have To Accept To Enjoy The Transformers Franchise

2. There's...Robot Balls!? (Revenge Of The Fallen)

A single moment so awful that it deserves its own page delineated from the "crappy humour" and "too adult" sections, Revenge of the Fallen features what might possibly be the single most unnecessary and thoroughly ridiculous moment in the entire franchise, when the gigantic Transformer Devastator reveals that it has two wrecking balls between its legs, clearly intended to resemble, well, balls. This leads to John Turturro having to utter surely the least dignified line of his entire career, "I'm directly below...the enemy scrotum." It's a horribly misjudged moment that crushed countless childhoods and was just totally unnecessary and inappropriate. This is a rare moment in the series that goes beyond merely producing violent eye-rolling to actual anger at the idiocy and needlessness of it all. Terrible.