6. Bruce Wayne Sleeps Upside Down, Like A Bat - Batman
Joel Schumacher rightly gets most of the flak for his butchering of Batman, but Tim Burton isn't totally free of blame either, even if he was the first one to bring the Caped Crusader to the big screen in a substantial way. After Bruce Wayne (Michael Keaton) hooks up with Vicki Vale (Kim Basinger), he waits for her to fall asleep and then disappears out of the bed. Vicki wakes up in the middle of the night to see Bruce hanging upside down from something resembling a pull-up bar, apparently deciding to sleep in the position. Get it, because he's Bat-man he has to sleep like a bat, right? It goes against the idea of Batman being a symbol and violently shoves Bruce into full-on crazy kook territory. No good.
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