20 Hilarious Amazon Reviews Of 2015’s Biggest Movies

2. Jurassic World

Putting aside the errors, and assuming that's supposed to say present, this is exactly why we can't have nice things. People start from a position of hatred, rather than being open to suggestion and standing on neutral ground. Having paid for this movie, but not seen it, "Tom" has given it the lowest possible review instead of just bloody waiting to watch it. And he doesn't seem to care that it could have had an effect on the film's overall rating. Dinosaurs could have been out of work because of your apathy, Tom. And where do you think they'd turn as soon as they were hungry? Warning: the next entry features a sort of spoiler for Star Wars: The Force Awakens because people who review on Amazon can be *ssholes sometimes. Proceed with caution, or like go and see the bloody film already.
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