20 Sick Cannibal Movies You Need To See Before You Die

12. We're Going To Eat You

We're Going To Eat You is likely the only film that will ever be made to combine kung-fu, slapstick, and cannibalism. It's horror, action, adventure, and comedy all wrapped up in to one weird, confused package that you just can't take your eyes off of. In We're Going To Eat You, a bunch of people have gone missing on a mysterious island, and it turns out this island is full of cannibals. Shocking, right? Agent 999 happens to be sent there on an unrelated mission, but he comes across these savages and begins to investigate what's going on. It turns out there's a massive conspiracy afoot, and the police chief seems to be part of it. The movie never takes itself seriously, and all of the action is completely off the wall. There's one sequence in particular where the leads fight off cannibals while wearing roller skates, and that's the sort of odd touch that Hark Tsui is constantly including. Yet despite all the goofiness, there's no shortage of violence, with lots of people being impaled, dismembered, and all that fun stuff. This is is some truly bizarre trash, and even if it can't be considered good, you certainly won't be bored watching it.