20 Terrible 2015 Movies That Should Never Have Happened

6. Superfast!

The Plot: Fast and furious racers Lucas White and Vin Serento (get it?) join forces to rip off a ruthless LA kingpin, whose secret stash of $100 million is hidden inside, you guessed it, a freaking Taco restaurant. Yes, we're not making this s*** up. Why It Shouldn't Exist: Because Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans etc) stopped getting their spoofs released in cinemas several years ago, and yet, somehow, this Fast and the Furious send-up still got a $20 million budget. It literally shouldn't exist in this form, but here it is, a soulless, charmless spoof that barely elicits even a single smile as it illustrates the most painfully obvious tropes of the franchise without any wit or insight whatsoever. Even if you somehow enjoyed their earlier theatrical releases, this one will be below the tolerance barrier of most: it's just too lazy, stupid and laughless.
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