17. "Remember Sully When I Promised To Kill You Last? I Lied"
What is it about Arnie and laughable one-liners? The Austrian-American actor has made a career out of issuing corny quips through deadpan delivery. Indeed, Schwartzenegger and puns appear to compliment one another like eggs and bacon. Kind of delicious, but a guilty pleasure all the same. You could reach deep inside the Arnie film bin, rummage around, and select pretty much any quote at random, but this shocker from Commando in 1985 is a good example of Arnie's love for one-liners. Starring here as Colonel John Matrix, he dangles his enemy's henchman Sully over a cliff, going back on his promise to finish him last and instead dropping him to his death. Enormously silly stuff.