6. Piranha 3DD
People like breasts. People like action, gore and murder. Its really amazing that intelligent films get made anymore while directors spill this sort of cynical, mindless junk into the eyes of millions then sit back and watch the cash come in. Brainless, soulless and pointless, this unimaginative throwback does nothing to challenge its viewer, but unfortunately fails to deliver on laughs as well.
5. The Cold Light Of Day
Dopey, forgettable and dumb, The Cold Light Of Day features the over-hashed and boring premise of a normal guy SUDDENLY being thrown into DANGER when INTELLIGENCE AGENTS disturb his vacation as they begin a reckless search for a mysterious briefcase. It's so generic it's laughable, with dozens of "Running with a gun" shots for Henry Cavill and cliche'd pansuit villainy from Sigourney Weaver punctuating uninspired and overly obvious dialogue, while action set pieces spring up formulaicly as if it's an obligation. It aims to provide the thrills and spills of Bourne or Bond, but does not have the heart or intelligence to compare with either.