Harrison Ford? Check! Gary Oldman? Check! Liam Hemsworth? Check! Amber Heard? Triple check! That's our way of saying that Paranoia had reams of talent involved (and one incredibly gorgeous female lead), and yet the movie itself is so painfully generic that it's almost as if they set out to make the most tepid, cliche-ridden movie of all-time to see if it were possible. Seriously: both Harrison Ford and Gary Oldman phoning it in in one movie? Who would have guessed? The weirdest thing about Paranoia (which wants to be a neat little techno-thriller and ends up feeling like lots of other movies sewn together for no reason), though, is that genuinely feels like something you might have sat down to watch in the cinema 10 years ago. Remember Firewall, that other technology-obsessed Harrison Ford movie from 2006? It's worse than that. "Worse than Firewall?" you say. "Impossible!" Trust us: you'll fall asleep in the first 25 minutes. So lame.
