12. They Don't Enter Planet Zero Until The Second Act
That's right, the film is more than 40% done before the team even enters Planet Zero, demonstrating just how much time Josh Trank and co. wasted on setting their premise up. It's inexcusable for the film to take this long when you consider that, by the 40-minute mark of the 2005 Fantastic Four film, the team had already gotten their powers and shown them off in a giant set-piece on a bridge. Here? A film scrambling to make it to feature length.
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