The gang's adventure then brings them to a small town, where Lautner insults the Sheriff by motorboating his buxom wife, causing him to be sent to the gallows to hang for his crime. He's hanged, but after a few moments of choking, he reveals himself to be fine, his abnormally thick and resistant neck saving him from sure death. He then flops around like a dying fish in the air and swings like a trapeze artist, and when the Sheriff's men take aim with their pistols, he's saved at the last minute by Sandler, who cuts his rope with a throwing knife, catapulting him into the air.
Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes).
General video game, TV and film nut. Occasional sports fan. Full time loon.