Bond heads to Austria to talk to Madeleine Swann at the health spa for the rich where she works, and after he informs her of her father's death as well as his quest to protect her, she orders him to leave the premises. Bond heads to the bar to order a Martini (shaken, not stirred, of course), but hilariously, the barman tells him that they don't serve alcohol there. Q then shows up and tells the barman to get him an "enzyme health shake", which is served up moments later as a green glass of slop, only for Bond to tell the barman, "Pour it down the toilet, cut out the middle man". Though much of the film's humour just doesn't work, this is genuinely hysterical and a welcome twist on the usual Bond booze formula.
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