22. Malcolm In The Middle Loses All His Limbs, Blows Himself Up
When the sharks attack, Fin and Nova decide to fly into the air to fight back, while Lucas prepares to activate the fail-safe explosive device in The Beast, which should at least temporarily dissipate the Sharknado. However, as he makes it back to the vehicle, a shark bites one of his legs off. He hops his way to the door of the RV and another shark takes one of his hands, and as he clambers to the roof to detonate the fail-safe, his remaining arm and leg are also chomped away. Lucas persists, though, somehow inching along towards the big red button and pressing it with his forehead, blowing himself to pieces but taking hundreds of sharks with him and no doubt saving countless lives. Fin then spells out the blatantly obvious truth to Nova: "It's too late, we can't save him." Uh, no s***?
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