5 Awesomely-Awful Arnold Schwarzenegger Films
3. Kindergarten Cop - 1990
While Arnold had child co-stars in the aforementioned films, it wasnt until 1990s Kindergarten Cop that filmmakers tried to show Arnolds soft side. I always assumed that until Kindergarten Cop, Arnold didnt have any interaction with children unless they were being used as human dumbbells. Arnold plays Detective John Kimble, a police officer who goes undercover as a Kindergarten teacher in order to catch the criminal father of one of the children. Arnold interacting with children hilarity ensues. This film is definitely one of the most quotable of all of Arnolds amazing-awful filmography. This film made the medical profession much more difficult when doctors tried to diagnose patients with tumors. Go to any doctors office and you will hear someone yelling ITS NOTAH TUMAH! at doctors trying to practice their profession. Also, Arnold was the pioneer in asking WHOS YOUR DADDY? (And what does he do). Defining Moment of Awesome-Awfulness I dont think there is a line in any Arnold movie that is funnier than seeing a large, angry brick-house of a man yell SHHUUUUTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPP at a room full of children. He recovered well though, running out to his car and retrieving a ferret to calm the kids down. Why he kept the ferret in the car all day, we may never know.