In 2006, Randal Graves turned to his hetero life partner Dante Hicks in Kevin Smith's perfect sequel to his iconic movie Clerks and uttered the following line:
"How the f*ck do you always have, like, two good-looking girls who want you? You're the most hideous f*cking C.H.U.D. I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you."
It was a hilarious line that created quite a stir amongst the audience as giggles turned to all out laughter in cinemas all over the world. But besides being one very funny line (with a C.H.U.D. reference thrown in for good measure), it also summed up the thoughts of millions of guys - and probably girls - all over the world who have often wondered the same thing. Sure, we all like Dante so we naturally root for him to score with a hot girl... but outside of the Clerks Universe, too, ugly dudes can be seen pulling stunning girls in a ton of other movies. And it just wouldn't happen in real life - which is why I'm single. Would a career-oriented, image-conscious woman like Katherine Heigl really fall madly in love with an overweight, unkempt loser like Seth Rogen's character in Knocked Up? Not in my town. You can waffle on all you want about beauty being in the eye of the beholder, but c'mon - how do these guys do it? Ugly dudes need big, fat wallets and fame for women who are clearly out of their league to show any interest in them at all. And if hot guys like unattractive girls in movies, the girls always turn out to be beautiful once they ditch their glasses or put on a bit of make up. It's the law of the land in Hollyweird, and resembles real life in zero ways. In recognition of these so-called C.H.U.D.s who somehow defied the odds, I proudly present with 5 ugly movie dudes who still managed to score with hot chicks. To all you creepy guys out there: there really is hope... as long as you live in a movie, that is.