5. Award-ability
Ultimately, human beings should be judged by the awards they've received, because, well, how else would we go about judging each other? Luckily for Arnie he's got a whole collection of the things to wave around drunk and show people at parties - awards which, really, make the other entries on this list pretty much pointless because they're so awesome. Yes, judge the man on his two prestigious Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards from the 80s, or his MTV Movie Award for Best Kiss in
True Lies. Who's the hulking mass of lacking talent now? Of course, even those enviable achievements cower to the greatest award of his long career: the special Razzie Award that they give out to just one person every 25 years for all the performances that they've given. All said and done, at least there's one organisation out there that recognizes the man's true talent. Razzie is good, right?