5 Terrible Fates That Probably Await Famous Movie Characters

2. Kevin McAllister - Crippling Anxiety

Home-Alone In the Home Alone movies (of which I only count the first two), Macaulay Culkin's Kevin McAllister spent his childhood being abandoned by his family and fighting off criminals. Every single time he gets separated from his parents, bam! Random thugs find him and he has to resort to MacGyver-style guerilla combat. That has to have an effect on a kid. If the Home Alone movies had a Harry Potter-style epilogue, beyond seeing child actors laughably made up to look old, fat, and balding, we'd see what the future holds for Kevin. He'd be living out in the woods, barricaded in a poorly constructed cabin, the doors and windows rigged with improvised explosives. Kevin would be hugging a shotgun and jumping at every stray sound which, of course, would end in tragedy when he accidentally shot and killed a worried family member out to check on him. But on the upside, maybe it was his brother Buzz. That guy was a jerk.
Contributor
Contributor

Phillip has attended film school and law school, but film is much more interesting to write about. He currently resides in Houston.