5 Terrible Movies With Weirdly Awesome Protagonists

3. Machete

Machete Machete is one of those franchises that exists due to the pure will power of its creators and the small fan base. It all started with a campy fake trailer that played during the double feature Grindhouse. When a full feature Machete hit theaters it actually didn't do too bad with critics. It scored 72% on Rotten Tomatoes. It did modest business at the box office and a sequel was released this year. However, Machete is a terrible movie. What should have been a fun and campy B-movie ended up being a mediocre mess. The movie kept the grindhouse and grungy feel for about twenty minutes and then tried to become a regular action movie which flat-lined the whole flick. On top of that, we ended up getting a movie that was far too political and far too complex for what it was supposed to be. Still, throughout it all, Danny Trejo f$#%&&% rocked as Machete. The guy always deserved a lead role and there was not a better one out there for him than Machete. Him and his machete deserved a better big screen adaptation. One that was more campy and a little more old school in its ways, but who doesn't want to root for Machete? He uses a frickin' machete, gets the girls and has his own brand of justice. He's one of the coolest characters in cinema and yet he comes from an entirely undeserving franchise.
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