3. Hancock (Hancock)
Would you like to join the X-Men, Hancock? You would? Great! Here's your costu... oh, I see that you've already got one. Hancock receives his costume from public relations spokesperson Ray Embrey. After having saved Ray's life, Ray offered to improve Hancock's public image (which was that of a useless bum) and he starts by giving him this costume as a gift. Unfortunately, all he succeeded at doing was making Hancock look like a complete and utter moron. Much like the aforementioned X-Men, Hancock looks like a guy approaching middle-age who is going through a biker phase and the outfit simply doesn't look good for a superhero. One positive thing we can say about Hancock, however, is that he openly accepts that he looks ridiculous.