3. Jack Sparrow
Jack Sparrow would be a good friend to take to your average party on account of his ability to really raise hell. Hed always have a good story to share and a greater one to make; simply knocking a drink over could spark a full scale riot with Jack around. But swap that scenario with the aghast faces of a formal dinner, watching on at this oafish, clearly drunk pirate as he bumbles about looking for things to steal, and youd be in a bit of trouble. Jack could probably talk his way out of anything, but he is single-minded enough that youd be left to make your own escape from the trouble he would most definitely cause.