8 Really Stupid Plans Comic Book Movie Villains Tried

6. Deacon Frost's Plan To Turn Everyone Into Vampires Would Leave No-One To Eat - Blade

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The Plan: Deacon Frost's primary goal is to transform the human race into vampires by becoming the Blood God, La Magra. The vampire elders believe their race should be coexisting with the humans, but Frost disagrees, and sets his evil plan into motion.

Why It's Stupid: There's one huge, glaring flaw with this scheme; if everyone on Earth is a vampire, what will they all eat?

The film makes it clear that human blood is a requirement for vampires to live, so it's not like they could feed on each other, or hunt down some animals, or grab a takeaway.

Instead, everyone on the planet will slowly die of starvation.

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That's the main reason all those other smarty-pants elder vampires wish to coexist with humans; not because they respect them, but because they need them to survive.

The fact that Frost doesn't realise his own plan will doom himself is baffling, and it makes him hard to take seriously as a villain.

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