8 Worst Bond Girls Of All Time

3. Holly Goodhead (Lois Chiles) - Moonraker

Holly Goodhead appears to be the next Pussy Galore: she€™s a qualified pilot, has a low opinion of Bond and probably gave her parents hell for her name. But whereas Honor Blackman was the first Bond girl to give as good as she got, the nicest thing you can say about Lois Chiles is that she looks good in a jumpsuit. Chiles has three expressions: blank for whenever she delivers exposition, slightly concerned for when Roger Moore falls off a cable car and slightly more concerned for when Michael Lonsdale outlines his master plan. In this movie, the acting honours go to the late, great Richard Kiel, encoring as Jaws from The Spy Who Loved Me. Written by Christopher Wood, who also penned TSWLM, Moonraker attempts to recreate that film€™s fiendish scheme in space, but can€™t recreate the cat and mouse interplay between the characters. Say what you want about Barbara Bach€™s Russian agent, she at least made more of an impression than Chiles does here.
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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'