2. "It's Party Time!" - Titanic: The Legend Goes On
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s Granted, the whole of Titantic: The Legend Goes on is a catastrophe of epic proportions. Why an Italian man decided that, in the year 2000, the story needed to be retold again (albeit with a cast of talking animals) is beyond me. All I know is, there's one scene in this film that is so balls to the walls crazy, it makes that scene in Cabin Fever look like the ballroom dance from Beauty and the Beast. Titantic: The Legend Goes On is in the bottom 100 films over at IMDB. You know how bad that makes it, then, right? Fact is, the movie is bizarre and crammed with "at odds" moments throughout (animation glitches, bizarre voices, inane plot points), but there is - without a doubt - a true winner. Before you watch the video, here's some context. The movie is set during the ill-fated Titanic voyage, and there's another couple at the focus, though they're not Jack and Rose. There's a cast of animal characters, too, including Fritz, a talking dog. Fritz is the character most important right now because he's the unashamed star of this particular scene. Fritz, by the way, likes to rap. I don't know why he does, but he does. He also likes to speak like he's singing - sorta rapping, sorta not rapping at all. And at one point, for no reason at all, despite the fact that this is a film about a ship that tragically sunk and killed thousands of people, this dog decides to rap to a song called "It's Party Time." What? Why is this happening? Worse of all, Fritz's mouth doesn't match up to the words that are coming out of his mouth. Nor do the lyrics have anything even vaguely to do with the Titanic and its inherent tragedy. Why is it party time, exactly? Where did you get that baseball cap from? What possessed somebody to make this movie and include this scene? Who sings the rap? None of these questions will ever answered, because, frankly, nobody cares.