9 Reasons Bill Murray Will Always Be Better Than You

3. Bill Murray Is The King Of Sarcasm

Bill Murray Many consider sarcasm to be the lowest form of wit. To them I say in a mocking, nasal tone. "Ooo, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit". Any role which Murray takes is usually found to be doused in sarcasm and set alight in scorn. In Ruben Fleischer's 2009 zomcom, Zombieland, Murray plays an ego inside an ego and ends up dead. Mad Zombie Disease has sent the United States into an undead turmoil and few remain free of the affliction. A group consisting of Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson), Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) and Wichita (Emma Stone) arrive at the Hollywood mansion of Murray. Murray, vestiged in zombie-camouflage, acts as a zombie toward Columbus who doesn't realise and shoots him. Murray is a goner and after a few other "been-shot" cliched reactions from the gang, he is asked, "Do you any regrets?" His reponse, "Garfield, maybe". These words don't do that scene anything remotely approaching justice. Watch it below. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yeUswA8xPY
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Out of touch, out of date and out of work. With no other discernible skills of any real use to society, I thought I'd give this a bash. My main focuses are food, music, sport and anything remotely related to ISS Pro 98. I spend half of my life listening to records and the other half wondering whether it'd be possible to become John Cooper Clarke's mate. He, alongside Stephen Fry and Countdown's Rachel Riley, should run the country.