9 Reasons Bill Murray Will Always Be Better Than You

2. Bill Murray Does What He Wants

bill-murray-reading-poetry Some men simply refused to be constrained by the shackles of society and the status quo. People are always telling me how to behave. Stop picking your nose! Stop eating kebabs! Stop throwing stones at the neighbours cats! Give me a break, man. If I was even 1% the man that Bill Murray is, I'd slow-motion walk up to them, look them square in the eye and say "Take a hike, pal". Libertine, lothario, free-thinker, fire-cracker, call him what you like. He still won't give a sh*t. Murray is a man who wants to have fun, wherever and whenever he wants. He feels it a human right to express himself however he feels appropriate and not however society deems appropriate. He says what we daren't say. He does what we ain't got the cojones to do. He laughs in the face of authority. He pokes the bear. He pushes the envelope. He gives the bear paper cuts with the envelope. He also does stuff like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4t3dVd9Fhs
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Out of touch, out of date and out of work. With no other discernible skills of any real use to society, I thought I'd give this a bash. My main focuses are food, music, sport and anything remotely related to ISS Pro 98. I spend half of my life listening to records and the other half wondering whether it'd be possible to become John Cooper Clarke's mate. He, alongside Stephen Fry and Countdown's Rachel Riley, should run the country.