9 Retarded Movie Villains Who Were Successfully Reimagined

5. The Tripods

Retarded: Byron Haskin's 1953 take on H.G. Wells' classic novel features Martian machines that resemble green-and-grey manta rays, capable of incinerating humans with its red-hot heat ray, and also turning humans to skeletons with their cheesy "skeleton ray". The so-called "war machines" have a cheesy eye with three colours n the middle that nowadays just reminds me of the Google Chrome logo, and simply, as is often the problem with sci-fi, it just hasn't aged very well at all. Reimagined: Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds worked for one major reason; the visual effects were excellent, taking full advantage of the ability to stage big-scale mayhem with a number of break-neck set-pieces. The designs of the aliens hew more faithfully to the source novel, with the tall tripods incinerating the humans with a violent efficiency, blasting them into piles of ash and flying clothes. As for the aliens themselves, well, that scene in Tim Robbins' basement is nothing if not creepily suspenseful.
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