1. Planes: Fire and Rescue
Planes confused many people recently, tricking them into thinking it was a Pixar film. Even though it was a spin-0ff of Cars, it was not actually made by Pixar, and the quality was indicative of that. With a paltry critical reception and a meager box office, it didn't seem likely that we'd ever see another Planes. Lo and behold, Planes: Fire and Rescue. Dane Cook will reprise his role as Dusty Crophopper, and that's about all we really know about this unwanted sequel. But it's clear that the minds at Hollywood think that kids really connect with airplanes, and so they must perform a duty to provide them with that connection. It's totally not about selling merchandise.
I'm sure there are plenty of people out there that do want to see these movies, and I'm sure they'll tell me so in a polite manner in the comment section. Which of these movies do you actually want to see? What are some other 2014 releases that you think won't generate any interest? Let me know below.