4. What Happens In Vegas
What Happens In Vegas is a routinely mediocre time-waster of a movie, devoid of any of its own artistic merit, and what little it does have is simply recycled from other movies of its questionable ilk that preceded it. Should you be fans of the two, you might even think that the combo of Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher would at least make for a few laughs. It doesn't. It really doesn't. Diaz and Kutcherspend the entire movie overacting, waving their warms around wildly and in relentlessly unrealistic, unbelievable mounting exasperation. Even when the film does shut it's stupid mouth for five seconds to attempt something resembling substance, it basically leaves us with the notion that "hey, unhappy marriages usually breed love in the end, right?" A particularly terrible movie, aided in no way by some truly forgettable performances from its two leads. A shame, when we know for a fact that Cameron Diaz can do so much better.