EVERY Halloween Death RANKED By Stupidity

Officer Doug Mulaney - Halloween Ends

From the moment we see Doug pull Allyson's car over at the start of Halloween Ends, he comes across as a bit of a creep.

When we later pick things up with him, that's when Allyson and Corey Cunnigham are out at a diner, and by that point, we now know that Doug is Allyson's ex-boyfriend.

So, when Doug once again starts up with his creepy flirting, Corey isn't standing for that, leading to a scuffle in the diner. And when Corey later realises Officer Mulaney is trailing him, he lures him to the sewer pipes that Michael Myers has decided to call home.

After finding the dead body of a homeless man previously killed by Corey, Doug gets a little too nosy in those sewers, leading to a weakened Michael stabbing him several times, before Corey comes in with the assist for Michael to slice the cop's throat.

Charley Albans - Halloween: Resurrection

Unless you're one of the lucky ones, everybody has to work for a living, with bills to pay, lights to keep on, and food to put on the table. Still, if you take a job working as a camera assistant in the infamous Myers House, on Halloween night, no less, you kinda can't be all that surprised when you get offed by the Shape.

And that's exactly what happened with Charley, who had a camera tripod shoved through his throat when setting up a live feed at the Myers House.

We all need to earn a paycheck, but you'd be stupid not to associate some pretty high risks with this particular gig.

Rudy Grimes - Halloween: Resurrection

One of Resurrection's supporting players, Rudy is unfortunately a fairly lazily written character who, for the most part, is defined solely by the fact that he likes to cook.

Seriously, 90% of what Rudy does and says is tied to cooking. And that includes his eventual death, as he becomes the second-to-last victim of Halloween: Resurrection.

Of course, that death has to take place in the kitchen of the Myers House, it has to feature Rudy swinging at Michael with a rolling pin, and it has to see Rudy waving some chef's knives at Michael. It also has to see Michael turn the tables by sticking those chef's knives into Rudy's sides and then pinning him to a wall.

Like so many Resurrection characters featured in this article, it's not even so much stupidity from the character here, but more just stupid, dumb writing.