Every Non-MCU Marvel Movie RANKED From Worst To Best

21. Blade: Trinity

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Like X-Men: The Last Stand, Blade: Trinity is another trilogy-capper that failed to live up to the hype. It really is the worst Blade movie by a country mile, but that doesn't mean there isn't a lot to love about it.

For one thing, the wonderful Parker Posey makes for a brilliant villain in Danica Talos. For another thing, we get to hear Ryan Reynolds shout the words "c*ck-juggling thunderc*nt!" Those are two good things!

Sure, they are slightly outweighed by the amount of bad things in this movie, but it's still very possible to have a fun time watching it.

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Jimmy Kavanagh is an Irish writer and co-founder of Club Valentine Comedy, a Dublin-based comedy collective. You can hear him talk to his favourite comedians about their favourite comics on his podcast, Comics Swapping Comics.