Fifty Shades Darker Trailer Breakdown - 18 Things You Need To See

11. Christian & Anastasia Go Boating

Fifty Shades Darker Jamie Dornan Dakota Johnson
Universal

It seems like every Fifty Shades movie is going to have a hugely inconsequential scene where Christian shows off his wealth in order to give Ana a fun time. It's money porn and not much else.

In the first movie it was the painfully unnecessary glider sequence, and in Darker, it looks like the boat will be filling that padding quota. Hopefully there will at least be a super-hot sex scene just before, so audiences can calm down and relax while this grossly unnecessary scene plays out.

As for what the third movie, Fifty Shades Freed, might hurl at audiences? Answers on a post card, please...

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