8. You Can't Have A Cuddle
Sometimes a cuddle just makes everything better, whether it's with your dog, your best friend or your partner. You feel loved, protected and end up feeling less stressed out. But you shouldn't expect this emotional satisfaction from Mr Grey who is pretty much the Voldemort of boyfriends (and even then Voldemort hugged Malfoy once) because he is so self-centred and only understands physical needs that usually end with someone putting something in someone else, or hitting them with it.