Fifty Shades of Grey Movie: 10 Actors Who Shouldn't Play Christian Grey

5. Michael Cera

I love me a bit of George Michael Bluth, but really, Michael Cera couldn't even enforce his will on a rice cake. 'So, uh, you know, um, I was thinking that maybe, like, I could just, you know, spank you a little?' *cue nervous laughter and awkward shrug* The only way I would ever agree to this would be if it were 50 Shades of Bluth. That way we could have Ana played by Egg - I mean, Anne - I mean... Her? And of course, Tobias Funke back in drag as Elena )whose last name is secretly Featherbottom).
 
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