4. Mike Myers
You
may think that the worst part about Mike Myers playing Christian Grey would be the constant, nasally coos of, 'Do I make you horny baby? DO I? DO I MAKE YOU RAN-DEEEEE?!' But no. The worst part would be that Myers would not be content with simply playing Christian: Anastasia Steele would just be Myers in a wig speaking in a squeaky voice; Jose would be Myers slathered in fake tan. And Elena?
"Mr. Myers needs the breasts recycled from the Fat B***** costume on set, stat!" At least Katherine might not be played by Myers - Dana Carvey's not doing much these days... the casting is atrocious as it is, why not throw the two of them back together and put the cherry on the surreal sundae? "
We're not worthy, Christian! We're not worthy!!"