7. The Business Meeting
The bulk of Fifty Shades' plot revolves around the extremely formal written contract that Christian draws up for Ana regarding their prospective BDSM arrangement. Ana insists that the two have a proper business meeting to iron out the particulars, leading to one of the most hilarious scenes ever set around a business table in movie history. Ana peruses the contract and picks out various aspects she doesn't like, such as anal fisting. She follows up with vaginal fisting too, which a clearly disappointed Christian (in Dornan's finest moment in the movie) attempts in vain to dissuade her from writing off completely. While the absurdity of the scene very nearly suggests some comic intent on the part of all involved, it's still yet another prolonged scene that has actors talking about sex rather than actually doing it.
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