By far the most ridiculous moment in the entire film comes when it is established that the two MUTOs are travelling across the Pacific in order to make sweet love, and that they've been sending messages to each other to prepare: the equivalent of sexting for behemoth insect monsters. It's those messages that Godzilla picks up to track his enemies down, but he's ultimately unsuccessful in stopping the MUTOs meet up. At that stage, the audience expect some sort of mating sequence (or just the implication of one by absence) but the MUTOs simply have a bit of a kiss, and the male one gives the female one a warhead present, which she appears to rub on her genitals. That apparently is enough to fertilise the eggs she is carrying, since there's definitely no other sort of funny business, and she merrily goes off and gives birth. So the question remains, what the hell was the male MUTO doing with the warhead before he handed it over? Maybe that explains why everything the dirty creature comes into contact with is covered in thick white sludge... Which other silly moments did you notice in Godzilla? Share your own finds in the comments thread below.
