Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2: 25 WTF Moments

18. "He Would Smush Her"

It might be a surprising scene, but Drax asking Ego whether he made himself a penis is basically him saying what we're all thinking. When Ego was introduced as a character, the idea of a full-sized planet having sex with a human woman suggested all sorts of logistical issues - as Drax says "he would smush her". So it's a nice wink to the camera.

Kudos to Gunn for writing in Ego's response about his penis being a "damn fine one" too.

Also, how come human-shaped Ego was able to seduce so many space aliens of various forms and impregnate them all? Have they all got their vaginas and wombs in the same place?