10 Ways Film Geeks Can Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
2. Do A Thorough Audit Of How Immoral Your Ancestors Were
In John Carpenters The Fog, its the descendent of the original evildoers who has to pay for his forebears crimes. Father Malone is basically blameless, but the fact that his grandad did a little bit of murdering and plundering in the past makes him a marked man. Well, that and his love of gold. (Its worth noting that its not entirely clear as to whether the things which attack Antonio Bay are zombies or just very dense ghosts. Either way, they are peeved in the extreme and dont seem inclined to drop a grudge.) Father Malone makes the cardinal error (pardon the pun) of going Oh hang on they said theyd kill six people and theyve only done five, what a lucky break for old Maloney eh or words to that effect. Pretty much as soon as hes said that, he gets decapitated from about 30 feet away by a peeved ghoul. Just keep your head down, or you run the risk of having it lopped off.
