4. Fabious - Your Highness
Remember those nice things I said about Franco when he helped save David Gordon Green's stoner comedy Pineapple Express? You'd think adding the beautiful Zooey Deschanel and the Academy Award winning Natalie Portman would be a recipe for success. Instead we get a medieval mess, a film that is merely profane for profanity's sake without any wit or soul. Whereas Saul Silver exudes the lazy charm of a pot dealer, Fabious is obnoxious, oscillating between smug and banal, offering no respite from an entirely underwhelming film.