Jurassic Park 4: 10 Ways To Make It A Success

7. Absolutely NO Dino Super-Soldiers

Surely I don't need to insult anyone's intelligence by going in to detail about how much of a lame idea this would be? Maybe it would work for another film franchise, but Jurassic Park? No. Rumours of scripts with this idiotic element included in them have been doing the rounds in recent times, but I would urge anyone in a position of authority when it comes to making Jurassic Park IV to take this advice: Don't do it.