4. Mister Bones
Who? Spawn of a gynecologist named Dr. Love, Mister Bones is a sexual-assault-turned-science-experiment-gone-wrong that has a skull for a face and exudes cyanide.
Why We Won't See Him... Mister Bones biggest problem is that he seems to have suffered from a severe identity crisis. I mean, look at him: skeleton face, transparent organs, robotic limb, giant crossbones and gauntlet, cyanide-infused cigarette, and a massive red cloak that would give Spawn cape-envy. He looks like every 80s comic book artist sketch-vomited all over a blank page and he was the end result. Hes been rebooted several times, from villain to hero to bureaucrat (which is kinda like becoming a villain again AMIRITE?!), and virtually all of those transformations have gone unnoticed. The comic world is a lot more liberal about with wacky and extreme characters, and even there he cant seem to fit in. What hope does he have for a silver screen debut in the increasingly toned down comic cinema world?