Kong: Skull Island - 21 WTF Moments

3. Seriously Though, Where Is His Kong Dong?

King Kong has no penis. He doesn't even have a bigger patch of fur that has been artfully styled to hide an obvious bulge. Instead, he has an incredible, aspirational thigh gap and an action man-like, genitalless crotch.

You wouldn't think this would be such a problem, but some of the shots of Kong are so lingering from the ground up that you can't help but wonder where it is. Unless it's just me.