2. Steve Edison - The Wedding Planner
If a film has Jennifer Lopez in it - even the hilarious Anaconda and the rather overrated
Out of Sight - run for the hills! This foul rom-com has McConaughey wearing glasses and sporting blonde hair. And oh, isnt it full of twists and turns? And oh, doesnt it make you feel warm inside?
And who doesn't love Jennifer Lopez?! Deciding to really push himself in the varying role department, McConaughey is Steve Edison, a pediatrician who starts off on a bad note by saving the life of Lopezs Mary, a wedding planner who (surprise!), has no time for love because she wants to advance her career. She starts to fall for Steve, but the woman who she is planning a wedding for, a move that will give her a huge boost is - plot twist! - marrying Steve. Dilemma alert. Another crappy rom-com, another one-dimensional performance from Matthew. At least hes kind of douchey in the other sucky performances listed. Here hes just well, he just exists in the frame. If youre a McConaughey completist, no one will blame you for giving this one a miss. Or
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4, for that matter. In fact, no, watch
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4, then try to imagine a crossover where Leatherface mutilates Steves stupid face. Hows that for a film?