1. Get Will Smith To Do A Rap For It
Coming back to that first point I made about keeping the essence of Men In Black, here is something that was sorely missing from the franchises last entry. Will Smiths rapping. Do you remember the excellently cheesy song Men In Black? Surely you havent forgotten about Black Suits Comin. Black Suits Comin was almost enough to make up for that awful sequel. In fact it made another article I just wrote about awesome songs written for terrible movies. Theres something so purely 90s about these songs. Clean rapping from the Fresh Prince, complete with obvious movie tie-in lyrics. Its a staple thats completely burned out of Smiths career. We want it back. Even if its just for this one film. Dont get me wrong, I enjoyed Pitbulls Back In Time (even though most hated it). But Pitbull just doesnt get it. Hes young and modern; he doesnt have the 90s edge that made Smiths raps iconic for the franchise. The lyrics seemed to tell us absolutely nothing about the movie and the chorus was just too edgy to suit Men In Black. Like the films, it was the cheese factor that made those original songs so much fun. It would be worth the novelty factor alone to hear Smith rapping again. Its also a way for Will Smith to tell the world that hes still willing to poke fun of himself now and then and doesnt take himself so seriously. Or is that too much to ask? Id be stoked about it...as long it doesnt feature Willow Smith...