3. Poor Script
I thought the best way to show you how this film is so poorly written would be to post some examples which say it better than I could: Costa: Get off me you little faggot dog. Hilarious... Thomas: Hey guys? I hooked up with Kirby. I'm like, really into her. Costa: Okay seriously Thomas, that's like cool and all, but she's like always been around. It's like hooking up with JB, but her tits are smaller.JB: Hey.Costa: I'm just saying. Kirby's sort of like, one of us. Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game. Womens breasts are the most important thing...oh and they must be big. Thanks for the advice Costa! Costa: The next time your pool guy comes by for a clean, he's gonna say, "Excuse me Mr. Kub, but I think I may have found some water in your semen." The only saving grace (if I can call it that) is that large sections of the film are just footage of teenagers drinking, dancing and taking drugs. Although this is just as dull, it means we do not have to listen to anymore s**t coming out of the mouths of the worst human beings ever produced.
George Doel
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