Ranking Every Nicolas Cage Movie Worst To Best

77. Season Of The Witch (2011)

Nicolas Cage and Ron Pearlman in Season of the Witch
Lionsgate Rogue

Despite the obvious appeal of Cage and Ron Perlman teaming up as two battle-worn crusaders, Season of the Witch is an intensely boring fantasy thriller, beset by some of the most atrocious VFX you'll see in any movie with a $40 million budget.

Low on memorable action, dialogue, or even kooky Cage moments, it's notable only for featuring one of Cage's lushest hairdos - that is, wigs - and the feature debut of Claire Foy as the suspected titular witch.

76. Inconceivable (2017)

Inconceivable Nicolas Cage Gina Gershon
Lionsgate

The insensitively-titled Inconceivable literally centers on Gina Gershon's inability to conceive a baby. Wow.

For the first time in his career, Cage finds himself in a movie which wouldn't seem out of place on Lifetime, and though the performances are all relatively solid considering the material, the material is toe-curlingly tacky.

Cage is missing for large swaths of the runtime and isn't given much meat to chew on at all even when he is present, sadly.

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