Jackie's Role: Wong Fei Hung, yet another young and lazy troublemaker who is sent to a martial arts master by his father in order to have some humility beaten into him whilst learning how drunken flailing constitutes as a martial art. The Bad Guy: Hwang Jang-lee, who reprises the villain role as the awesomely named killer, Thunderleg, and manages to be even more intimidating whilst still rocking his seedy 1970's porn star moustache. The Fight: Jackie immediately hits the bottle and whips out his drunken boxing technique, the Eight Drunken Immortals, which is basically Jackie wavering around like an alcoholic with unrealistically honed reflexes. After being initially overwhelmed by seven of the eight Drunken Immortals, Thunderleg decides to whip out his own trump card, The Devil's Shadowless Hand, which nothing more than whole heap of hand-waving mixed in with some punching and slapping. Jackie retaliates by dishing out the female Eighth Drunken Immortal, which he makes up on the spot because he didn't bother learning the actual Eighth Drunken Immortal technique. Note: Jump to 41:41 on the below video. http://dai.ly/x1hs7e2 The bad guy inevitably loses to Jackie's drunken boxing (it is a Jackie Chan movie after all), but Hwang is so awesome that he is able to again turn some more mind-less hand-waving into a semi-credible martial art whilst still rocking that mustache of his.
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