RoboCop: 10 Hilarious TV Edits That Ruined The Film

3. Sham You!

Robocop Cocaine Factory Clarence has some of the best lines in RoboCop. One of the most memorable is when he is talking to the boss of a cocaine factory who refuses to take him seriously. So Clarence informs him that:
''I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid wop a**, that you'll s**t snow for a year!"
An awesome line that was changed to:
''I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid fat nose, that you'll blow snow for a year!"
It kind of works but it doest have the oomph of the original. Later, when RoboCop kicks down the door and asks everyone to ''come quietly or there will be...trouble,'' he get's the reply:
''Oh...F**K YOU!''
But in the edited version, I have no idea what it's been replaced with. ''Shame you!,'' ''Sham you!,'' Ship you!,'' your guess is as good as mine. But the best edit is when Clarence is getting a much warranted kicking from RoboCop and he proceeds to call RoboCop a ''bloodsucker'' and ''fool.'' Harsh. http://youtu.be/7mjublYdWQo
In this post: 
Robocop
 
Posted On: 
Contributor
Contributor

Child of the 80's. Brought up on Star Trek, Video Games and Schwarzenegger, my tastes evolved to encompass all things geeky.