Spectre: 9 Simple Fixes That Would've Made It Awesome

3. An Explanation Of The Drilling Torture

Every Daniel Craig Bond movie needs a properly grim torture sequence, and in Spectre Bond endures a pretty severe going-over at the hands of Blofeld and his very accurate motorised drilling machine. The first bit of drilling was meant to muck about with Bond€™s balance, and the second was meant to mess with his ability to recognise people. There was a little bit of toying with the conceit, but it was all passed over rather quickly. Does that mean that Blofeld was making empty boasts? Or do we assume that Bond€™s brain just made of sterner stuff than anyone else€™s? An explanation, even one pulled out of Bond's big bag of pseudo-technological nonsense, would've helped a bit. I€™d kind of hoped that Bond was blagging being able to recognise Madeleine, and that while he attempted to sort out Blofeld€™s diabolical scheme it€™d gradually become clear to her that he didn't have a clue who she was. It€™d be like a sitcom where the useless husband€™s trying desperately to convince his long-suffering wife that he hasn€™t forgotten their anniversary, except with more explosions and no canned laughter. At any rate, watching Bond attempt to get out of a supervillain€™s lair while wobbling about like he€™d just sunk ten pints and taken a spin on a children€™s roundabout would€™ve been absolute cinema gold.
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